Bienvenido, compa!

renoa:

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be kind to others, you don’t know what demons they’re trying to run away from.

langagehumain:

distinguished-linguist:

When people say that words of one language can’t be translated into English and then write three paragraphs describing what that word means in English. Pretty sure that’s what we call a translation, but correct me if I’m wrong.

That’s a…

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

magic-samwitch:

the-potter-tardis:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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I ship it

I ship it hard

you are one supreme slice

tastefullyoffensive:

Meanwhile, in Turkey… [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Meanwhile, in Turkey… [via]

curiouskitty:

verycunninglinguist:

whatlikeitshard:

jukeboxgraduate:

yerawizardmary:

yerawizardmary:

Dying right now.

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THIS WOMAN IS MY  NEW HERO.

HERO.

When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.

This is such a righteous post that I am happy I stayed up late. I will probably still regret going to school on 5hrs of sleep, but then I’ll just think of this and not give a damn.

shalrath:

this websites attitude towards people who simply didnt know something is probably more toxic than anything in the vicinity of 100 meters from the chernobyl nuclear factory wreck

onlyfoolsandvikings:

adamjwolbert:

lego-batmann:

 9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids

this is the best post that has ever existed and will ever exist. 

whenever i wrote hate letters to my mum I always drew her with like this huge head and devil horns and tears and like skulls and crossbones all around it. Metallll.

polapaz321:

Happy dragon boat festival 2013~!

polapaz321:

Happy dragon boat festival 2013~!

cockismybusiness:


“Because Valentines on Frebuary are for the weak”

-My girlfriend

cockismybusiness:

“Because Valentines on Frebuary are for the weak”

-My girlfriend